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Jun 2008
Holy Beer Bellies And Push Up Bras Batman!!
Posted in Beerventions by Adam at 1:40 pm |
Ladies and Gentlemen of the libation consuming audience.
I present to you the most incredible invention since the beer helmet.
The most astounding feat of ingenuity since the black and tan. (including the use of the little spoon)
Children will cheer!
Women will swoon!
Life from this moment on will never be the same because of these contiguous contraptions.
I present to you, lucky readers ….
The Beer Belly and The Wine Rack
I can’t even begin to explain all of the nuanced and not so nuanced reasons that these kick so much ass.
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2 Responses:
July 17th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Alarming…truly alarming…inventive, no doubt, but alarming all the same. I think It’s the concept of deflating as you consume that troubles me most.